Women, apparently, are doing much better in college than men — so much that they're kickin' ass and taking names. The Washington Post reports that college women are doing better than men in basically everything. Fifty-seven percent of US college graduates are women, and that number increases in minority groups. The consensus is that this will create a huge social disorder because the number of marrigeable men will decrease, thus leaving a population of women who truly are too good for most guys. And it can't be corrected because “You don't create these marriageable men out of the blue at age 30 or 35” (at least according to Mr. senior scholar at the Pell Institute for the Study of Opportunity in Higher Education.)

Frankly, I'm not surprised. There are still plenty of people who still think that the sun revolves around the earth. Pop culture idols have resorted to names that a monkey could remember: J-Lo, Jay-Z, Ja-Rule. Maybe I should change my name to Ja-Vay so as not to confuse the order taker at In-'n-Out. As far as I can tell, it's cool for guys to be idiots. But why?

I think it's a conspiracy. Everybody knows that the world is actually run by beautiful women, and technology has advanced far enough that guys are no longer a necessity for our species to continue. Therefore, women have simply decided to stop stringing us along and have opted to just let us fall by the wayside. I think I should go become a contruction worker now.