Pregnant Women Should Avoid Tuna is the latest advice from our all-knowing government. It's bad enough that people like Johnny Fat-Ass choose to eat unhealthly foods—now the government is telling people that too much healthy foods like tuna are also bad for you! What is funny though, is the obscure associations that have been brought to light here: the US Tuna Association, and the National Food Processors Association (who knew?). I now suspect the the US Fishermans' Nets Association and the National Tin Can Tab Manufacturers Association will form an alliance and launch a PR offensive against the United Flame-Broiled Burger Patty Association and National Beef-Flavored French Fry Group to try and regain public confidence in tuna-related merchandise. And I believe it will involve some sort of mascot.