Effective immediately, I have a new title at work — actually 6 new titles...

Internets Strategerist

Sr. Tube Developer

The Decider

Guapo

Scrabblista

Assistant to the Regional Manager

Bonus points if you can match all the cards with their respective references:

• The Office
• Senator Ted Stevens
• G.W. Bush & Will Ferrell
• Victor's Taqueria
• G.W. Bush
• My desk at work